- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

antonio has a penis head.lol

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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