There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Julian Ha.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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The New York Giants

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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