- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

your mom is so fat.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Womens rights.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Women can vote? WTF

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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