Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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