What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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