- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

KOOKABURRA

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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