- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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