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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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