- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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