I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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