- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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