- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Ready for something funny? nothing

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how much fish could a chicken

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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