It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Anti Joke

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