- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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