Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Get some flipping new jokes people

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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