- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

fish fishy caoimhin

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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