- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Pianos.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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