Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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