- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

think twice or at least think

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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