- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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