- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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