Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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