What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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