- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Where's the soap?

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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