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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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