A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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PENIS that is all

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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