What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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