Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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You're a frog

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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