- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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