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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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