- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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what is 3+3= 8

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Want to hear a joke? No.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Women's Rights Movement

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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