- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Long joke Your such a downey

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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