Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Anthony sucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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