- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??