whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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