- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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