- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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