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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A man walks into a bar

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what goes boo a sock

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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