- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Women

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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