- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Your Mom The End.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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