What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

European on my shoes, buddy.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Your mom.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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