- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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