- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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