- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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