- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A seal walks into a club.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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