What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Lololol

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Anti Joke

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