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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

knock knock no no you go now i clean

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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