- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Jersey Shore.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Pickles are moist.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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