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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A sober Irish individual.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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