what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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i like men but im not gay

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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roy g biv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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