- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Your mother just died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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