Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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