- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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