Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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