How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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