- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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