Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's your guys names?

What is green and slow Grass.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Where's my baby??

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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