- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What is the name of the car? What

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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