- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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