- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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