- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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