whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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