Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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