What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Thats what she said

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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