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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's blue? The sky.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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