- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Sex

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

whats white and sticky glue

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??