why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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