- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

I am a mime

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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