Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why? Why not?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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