- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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