Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Daniel is a fag

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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