- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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