- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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