Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

here's a joke... the american education society

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