- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

woman's rights

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A sober Amy Winehouse

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