- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Caramel Boing.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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