Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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