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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Barack Obama

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

If you're happy and you know it get a life

knock knock There's no door

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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