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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A jew enters a mall.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How come grilled cheese?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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