what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Kevin and Ramin

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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