A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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