What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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