- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]