Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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