How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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