- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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