What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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