- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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