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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what came first the chicken or the chips

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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