- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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