Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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