Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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