What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Jeff

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What black and has children A black man

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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I walk into a bar...

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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