how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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THe Election

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Knock knock Come in

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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