How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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