- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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