Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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womans having rights.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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