- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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