Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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