- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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