- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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